Vajazzle Me Please

Recently Jennifer Love Hewitt mentioned her vajazzle on the Lopez Tonight show much to the amazement of George Lopez and now the online world is buzzing wondering what this is all about.

By coincidence I purchased my first clitoris clip, which is a lot like vajazzling, a few weeks ago. I didn’t have the opportunity to try it until Saturday night, so I finally took the time to give it a try. Now I am kicking myself for not using one sooner.

To begin with, I love jewelry and anywhere I can place it is fun for me. But this seemed a bit strange. The non-piercing clip looks a lot like a large hairpin with some jewels hanging from the open end. I bought the silver bell clit clip as a novelty along with matching nipple dangles. I thought I would wear it once to entice Roadie and that would be the end of it. Boy was I wrong.

First I didn’t now how to put the thing on and the package did not come with any suggestions. So I put some lube on first, because that did come with the instructions, and slid it on with the open end and the jewels facing forward and lying near my clit. Yes, it pinched me like hell at first and I thought this is for the birds. But I tried it one more time thinking I may have just put it too tight. This time I slid it on successfully without tears so I got my phone and sent Roadie a sext.

By his reaction, you would have thought I was right there giving him a blow job. He couldn’t get home to me fast enough! When he came bolting into the room, I put it back on again. He sort of smirked at me and told me I had it on backwards. Apparently he had done some research online. He put it on me this time with the round part of the clip resting on my clitoris.

The sensation at first was somewhat strange and then as I moved it rubbed a little against my clit and I immediately knew this was a keeper. Roadie became speechless and still starts hyperventilating when I mention vajazzling. I won’t go into detail about the rest of the night but it involved multiple orgasms and lots of hyperventilating!

So if you are curious about vajazzling with a clit clip go ahead and give it a try. They are fairly inexpensive so if you don’t like it, you haven’t wasted a lot of money. If you are a clit girl like me, I don’t think you will be disappointed.

Here are the clips and nipple dangles I purchased at the online store, NippleCharms.com. I like their site and the deliver was super fast.

Date Night

A smile
A tingle
A whisper

Leaning in and smelling
A hunger just under the telling
A hardness waiting for expelling

Hands upon the door
Stepping out to be HIS whore
On the dance floor

A grip
A pump
A soar

The Liberator Ramp

So one reaches their mid-life and wants to start changing things up in the bedroom. New positions or maybe experimenting with tantric positions. Only the body does not always bend to the new positions. Or in our case my ass got bigger and Roadies’ six-pack is now a keg.

So what does one do when your fantasy has a reality check? Try the Ramp from Liberator. Yes, this is sex furniture, but it really is so much more! The Ramp is an entry level shape that allows you to adjust to different positions and makes accessibility so much better.

For instance, Roadie has a bad back and I’m a little too heavy to hold in a position for very long. The Ramp strategically placed under my hips makes it easier for us both to relax and concentrate on the enjoyment instead of worrying his back will go out. Which, by the way, is not fun in the middle of a romantic interlude.

Pros: The Ramp is small so it easy to store or hide in my case. The soft covering is removable so it can be cleaned easily. Best of all, the Ramp is affordable at just $60 and can be combined with other shapes from Liberator for multiple uses. Roadie and I are average height and we found it to be just the right height to make various positions more accessible and pleasurable and foam center is soft but strong enough to hold our bodies.

Cons: Liberator’s online purchasing can be a headache sometimes so be sure to print out the confirmation page at the end of the purchasing process. Returning an item can be difficult but considering what the ramp is used for that is an acceptable difficulty.